Day Before the Interview

You must be charming! You must be charming! You must be charming!

Am I charming yet?

Got an interview tomorrow. Have 14 hours to memorize all of those education books I've bought. Must knock their socks off. Have ingrown toenail.

Tired of all the Easter commercials.

I am not paying $16 for one pair of underwear. I have to write something about how I cultivate mulitcultural stuff in my classroom and how I accomodate unique students. I live in SC. There are no unique or multicultural students.

Rich people lead very different lives than I do. Apparently, I will pay $9 for one pair of panties if they're cute enough. Ribbons make all the difference. Refuse to pay $9 for a thong, though. I spend too much time already trying to get underwear out of my ass. Note to self- don't pull at underwear during interview.

**SONG LYRICS**

Artist: Liz Phair
Song: "Rock Me"

"Rock Me"

Oh baby you're young but that's okay...What's give or take nine years anyway... I'll bet you that cigarette... You won't regret my time

I want to be with a guy like you...So uncomplicated, so in tune...Just take off my dress...Let's mess with everybody's mind

I gotta tell you...Baby, baby, baby, if it's all right... Want you to rock me all night... Baby, baby, if it's all right... Want you to rock me all night... All night... Yeah rock me all night

I want to play Xbox on your floor... Say hi to your roommate who's next door... You don't have a dime, but I don't mind... Who gives a damn

Your record collection don't exist... You don't even know who Liz Phair is... Your potential with no credentials... Your mother taught you how to be a sensitive man... I gotta tell you

I've been waitin'... All my life for... Hey yeah yeah... For this feelin'... Who'd 've guessed it could rock me all night... Rock me all night

You think I'm a genius... Think I'm cool.... I'm starting to think that young guys rule... Oh God, let me save you... I might change you, and I might change my mind

Baby, baby, baby, if it's all right... Want you to rock me all night... Baby, baby, if it's all right... Want you to rock me all night...
All night...Yeah rock me all night
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Eating: warm brownies & milk
Doing: shopping for prom dress (at 30...ha! ha!)
Watching: Gilmore Girls reruns

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QUOTE:

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue!" - Airplane!